I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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