ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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