awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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