dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
