Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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