its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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