what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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