ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
