he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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