he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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