Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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