It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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