Nicole vs. Life
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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