Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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