I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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