we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The Olympian is in my bed
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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