Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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