google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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