It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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