I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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