Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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