No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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