i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
