We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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