I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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