Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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