nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
NoShamevember. You game?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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