He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
My liver is preforming stress tests.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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