On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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