its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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