How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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