doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize