ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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