his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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