Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Dick very happy bro