so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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