I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
