Soap is not a condiment
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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