i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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