Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I understand Curling. That high.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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