Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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