i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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