I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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