I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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