Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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