Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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