3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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