PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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