Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i out mim tonsoeep
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