Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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