It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
