You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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