Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My penis needs a shock collar
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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