how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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