I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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