So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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