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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.

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(585): View more from New York

i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject

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(602): View more from Arizona

Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???

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(630): View more from Illinois

i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.

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nothing about this is right.

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(810): View more from Michigan

He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.

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(425): View more from Washington

Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.

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(949): View more from California

I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.

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