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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I am a bulletproof tiger!

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.

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  I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage

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• (707): View more from California

  drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom

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• (315): View more from New York

  i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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